Dear Root Beer Schnapps,
I see you down there on the bottom shelf behind the bar. Covered in dust. Many times I've thought about ordering you out of pity. You look so lonely. Gone are the days of the early 1990s when a shot of you would have been a HILARIOUS choice amongst friends and fellow drinkers. Now, thanks to the introduction of the "Jagerbomb", you are often left ignored. Please know that I miss you and I hope someday our paths will cross again.
P.S. - Please give my love to Razzmatazz.
Sincerely,
Jonesy
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