October 20, 2007
For Immediate Release:
Officials from the U.S. Pigeon Air Force Command are keeping mum about an incident that happened at approximately 14:00 GMT near the intersection of Sheridan Road and Diversey Avenue in Chicago on Friday. Witnesses state that an innocent bystander was struck by a "bunker-busting" pile of bird shit upon his upper left shoulder. The immediate reaction to the bombing by the victim was described as "chaotic" and "pissed off". Police, Fire, and Rescue were on the scene in minutes and cordoned off a two-block area around Ground Zero. No other fatalities have been reported at this time. When investigators were finally able to question the victim, Ryan Jones, 30, he responded with "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Story supplied by Reuters, Inc. 2007
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