Seriously. I realize it's only July ... but I already know what I want for Christmas and it's this t-shirt...

I wear a Child's 5XL.

-Jonesy

Tales Of The West: Manzo Jerky

Courtesy of Felonland Films.

-J&W

Great company. Great product. Questionable casting. :-)

Most patient film crew ever. This only took me 87.5 takes.


-Jonesy

Waaaaait a minute ... no one ever told me Enya was HOT!!!

Perhaps it's because I've spent my entire life running away from her complete body of work. But I really had no idea she was this striking. So here is my open love letter to Enya:

Dear Enya,

Even though when I hear your music I suddenly feel like I am trapped for eternity inside a flaming elevator of terror filled with itchy wool sweaters as it plummets at a speed of Mach 2 down a shaft of razorblades and acid two-thousand floors through the Earth's crust, past the mantle, before splashing down in a boiling cauldron of Satan's urine the day after the Super Bowl....would you like to have dinner sometime?

Owner Of A Lonely Heart,

Jonesy

"Truth In Advertising"

A classic video. Submitted by my dad. :-)



-Jonesy

Suck it, King George III

Nice hat, ass.

Happy Birthday, America.


-J&W