Where the heck are all the jackasses willing to hurl themselves over Niagra Falls inside a barrel when you really need one?

That’s the boost the world needs right now. Are there simply no more heroes? What happened to the go-getting American/Canadian daredevils from days of old? Where’s that North American pride? Alas, I suppose my heart will forever remain in 1985.

I'd do it but I'm kind of claustrophobic.


-Jonesy