I live near the West Side of Chicago, so by default I hear alot of the hip-hop. And the rappy guys on the songs are always talking to "Shawty". Is this the most popular girl in the world or what? She's mentioned on almost every single song these days. I mean the fellas must really like her because they are always saying stuff like how they wish she would bounce her ass on the "danceflo mo" and stuff like that. I wish people liked ME that much to put me in all of their musical recordings. I would like to be famous too, ya know. See! Just as I'm typing this a car drives by my apartment window and out of the speakers I hear a dude singing "Hey, Shawty, where you at cuz I wanna slap my (censored) across your face like a whiffleball bat". I mean, is this young lady getting royalties or WHAT? I'm pretty jealous.
-Jonesy
Now, this rap music...that's the kind that rhymes...right?
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