TO: Mr. Jones
FROM: Julia Bernard, Executive Assistant to V.P. of Customer Affairs
Dear Mr. Jones,
We want to thank you for your request to be featured in our annual "Sexiest Man Alive" edition. Unfortunately, we have to once again decline your submission of yourself as "Sexiest Man Alive". As we have stated repeatedly to you in years past, the editors of People Magazine tend to bestow the S.M.A. honor to an individual who is both a celebrity in his own right and quite honestly... someone who is sexy. We are also returning the personal photos you sent us and politely decline your offer to use them in this month's photo spread. It has been a long standing policy of People Magazine to refrain from the use of nudity.
Good luck with your future endeavours.
Sincerely,
J. Bernard
-Jonesy
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