Look, it's hard enough for a guy to spend more than a comfortable 37 seconds browsing the aisles of ANY drugstore... so why must companies make it so damn hard for us to choose a deodorant scent?
Spring Breeze? Arctic Blast? Sport??? How the fuck is "Sport" considered an adjective that describes a smell?
So, I've done the research and here are my findings. Each scent is followed by it's ideal situational usage.
Fresh = perfect scent for those "morning afters" when you wake up hungover at 8:17AM with an important meeting scheduled downtown for 8:30AM. No time to shower.
Cool Blast = excellent choice for those desperate evenings out on the town when you are determined to hook up at all costs. So horny you'd hump a mailbox.
Ocean Surf = a nice middle-of-the-road standby scent. plain and boring like everything else about your earthly existence
Unscented = when you just don't give a fuck any more. Life isn't worth it. who cares if you smell like an elderly immigrant's diaper
Next week, my article ... "Cologne: The Cute Counter Girl Lied To You...You Smell Like Ass"
-Jonesy
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