If you slip on the ice and no one is around to see you fall is it okay to cry?

Hey, Shackleton, are you going out to run a few errands or are you on a fucking Arctic expedition? Seriously, I know it's a bit chilly outside but the circumference of your North Face Sub-Zero Thermashield Parka is making it a bit uncomfortable for the rest of us on this bus. It's only 41 degrees outside for chrissakes. That avalance that you are expecting to engulf you outside of Walgreen's ... well it ain't gonna happen. So do us a favor and shed a layer after you wedge your fat ass out of that seat. Oh and be sure to pick up that baby in a stroller you sideswiped on the way in too.

Love,

Jonesy