Why are people still doing the Electric Slide?

Why are people still doing the Electric Slide?
Current mood: embarrassed

Seriously. You might as well stamp "I can't dance to save my life" on your forehead. This dance must really be put to rest, people. For the good of our country. For the good of all mankind.

It's the universal retard dance. Black people do it at weddings. White people do it at honky tonks. Teenagers are doing it at Junior Cotillion.

It even has it's own page on Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_slide

That means some poor sap sat down at his computer and CHOSE to put forth the information to others! And even bothered to check his facts!!! Aaaaaaaaargh.

There is a cure though, my friends. It's very simple. You just have to kill the Electric Slide at it's source. At it's heart and soul. Yes ... I'm talking about the grand master culprit .... the song "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter. Yes, I know! It's hard to resist that beat. When that song starts playing you can just feeeeeell the urge. Front front. Back Back. Slide slide. Rock forth, rock back.

You must fight it! Flee the dance hall! Run for the nearest exit at that wedding reception!

Save yourself from the douchebaggery of the Electric Slide!!!



Godspeed.

-Jonesy