"We Are The World" - The Drinking Game

I had some free time last night. I was walking around my apartment ... and I tripped and accidentally drank an entire bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Anyhoo, there was nothing interesting on television. Apparently, my scathing letters to the Fox Network demanding they remove the eyeball-scraping pile of shit sitcom they call "War At Home" have gone unanswered. So, I retreat to my office to see what the ol' "internets" has to offer.

I soon found myself watching the music video for "We Are The World". For the blind/deaf, Amish, oblivious, or just anyone who slept through the entire 1980s ... this was a star-studded singalong attempt to raise money to feed the hungry in Africa. A noble cause.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECDCty_qpSE&search=we%20are%20the%20world

So, let the game begin.

1) Drink every time someone sings who has now passed away
2) Drink every time you see Diana Ross barely able to stand up
3) Drink for awful lip-synching
4) Drink for each Pointer Sister on the screen
5) Drink every time Bruce Springsteen looks as if he may crap in his pants
6) Drink every time they spotlight Darryl Hall with John Oates trembling with rage in the background
7) Drink for every member of The News that ISN'T Huey Lewis
8) Drink every time you see Willie Nelson give Tina Turner a looks that says "bitch, quit hogging the microphone
9) Drink for any "Kenny" - Rogers or Loggins
10) Chug when you see Dan Aykroyd (did we ever figure out why the hell HE was there?)


Enjoy.

-Jonesy